30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM*

(via shipper-on-a-ship)

30 9 / 2014

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

(via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

(via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.

(Source: theperksofbeing-kate, via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

(via kingburu)

30 9 / 2014

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

image

(via confirmance)

30 9 / 2014

monica-geller:

*sees a cute guy on public transport*
*makes brief accidental eye contact*
*goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*

(via eleisons)

30 9 / 2014

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics, via smallnico)

30 9 / 2014

i-ran-over-oprah:

announcements at school

(via hellatoomanydates)

30 9 / 2014

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

30 9 / 2014

turntnip:

gym class

image

(via confirmance)