18 9 / 2014

thecwwhoseline:

Scenes from a hat - “Unlikely things to read in a school textbook.”

(via mswickedkid)

18 9 / 2014

(Source: sandandglass, via mswickedkid)

18 9 / 2014

humanf0lly:

"Whose Line Is It Anyways?" Running Gags: Sesame Street

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

j1mble:

cloakstone69:

dublubby314:

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*

*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*

(Source: lordofthesacks, via danewlands)

18 9 / 2014

stylesfarts:

bebyhazza:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

can i just comment on the contact name for her mum

VAGINAL EXCRETER

(via confirmance)

18 9 / 2014

thelonelyrunaway:

janellealicee:

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Even if ur not a Calum girl, you r a Calum girl

(Source: janellealicehood, via alleycat12346)

18 9 / 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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18 9 / 2014

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

(Source: loadedsword, via alleycat12346)

18 9 / 2014

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via confirmance)

18 9 / 2014

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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(Source: emblemthrees, via confirmance)

18 9 / 2014

y0ung-blo0ds:

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

I thought pineapples grew in the sea

(via confirmance)

17 9 / 2014

"There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly; sometimes it’s like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges."

17 9 / 2014

"Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy." F. Scott Fitzgerald

(Source: demisexualscott, via soulless-and-i-like-it)

17 9 / 2014

rozenstar:

I’ve been on both sides of this conversation

(Source: theodd1sout, via hopelesslysarcastic)